

Novelty toasterI don't think my sister-in-law likes me. Why not? Well... she got me this toaster for my birthday. It's supposed to burn Mickey Mouse's face onto the bread, but instead it writes 'I'm going to kill you, bastard'. Dude. Yeah, tell me about it. Still, on the plus side the toast tastes great.Novelty toaster


NevermoreThey say you should never say never. Which is silly because you've just said it twice! And that's a really bad start to never saying it and never's a very long time. Well, a long not-time. And what does the 'more' mean? More never?Nevermore
At this point the raven attempted to eat her tongue.


Soul MatesI love Louise. We have so much in common. We both hate the Labour government, people who talk in cinemas, the way food has so much waste packaging, neighbours who can't mind their own business, neighbours who let their dogs crap on the pavement... What do we both like? Hmm. Hasn't really come up, actually.Soul Mates
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"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love..." - Albert Einstein
And I really like your 55 word stories, what a great idea!
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What if I say (I'm) not like the others?
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Pote is to poet as pome is to poem.
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"The only impression he can do is of a man with no talent." - Cpt. E. Blackadder
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"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop." --Anita Blake
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